Jun 8, 2012

Silly End of the Week Advice


Silly advice no one should ever take!
  • If you're choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of very warm water down your throat and presto! The blockage will instantly be removed.

  • If your children don't listen to you, hire someone else to talk to them.

  • Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the veggies while you chop away

  • On the other hand..... you should also have five fingers.

  • Men, Avoid arguments with females about lifting the toilet seat - use the sink instead.

  • If you think you are right check the decibel level of your voice, remember that the loudest person is always the most right!

  • If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

  • A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

  • If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.

  • You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and duct tape, If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

  • Remember - everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

  • Breathe easy when company comes. Remember, to outsiders you probably look normal.

  • If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.

  • And finally a thought for the day...Some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.




  • 3 comments:

    1. Happy Friday Annie :)
      I love your silly advice non one should take lol here :)) Hope you have a wonderful weekdend.
      Hugs, Dru

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    2. LOL! Annie;
      Wish I would have thought of silly advice like the above. Thank you for brightening my evening after a not so bright day for me. I always enjoy my visits here. Have a lovely beginning of the week my friend. Hugs

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