Silly End of the Week Advice

Silly advice no one should ever take!

If you're choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of very warm water down your throat and presto! The blockage will instantly be removed.

If your children don't listen to you, hire someone else to talk to them.

Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the veggies while you chop away

On the other hand..... you should also have five fingers.

Men, Avoid arguments with females about lifting the toilet seat - use the sink instead.

If you think you are right check the decibel level of your voice, remember that the loudest person is always the most right!

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.

You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and duct tape, If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

Remember - everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

Breathe easy when company comes. Remember, to outsiders you probably look normal.

If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.

And finally a thought for the day...Some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.